Galway County Council
Ruairi Hatchell |
 Posted: Submitted by Ruairi Hatchell on Tue, 2006-04-11 08:47. |
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Genuine extracts from the files of Galway County Council Housing dept... "My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it." "He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just "It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow." "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burned "Their 18 year-old son is continually banging his balls against my I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. "My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?" "I am writing on behalf of my sink." "Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped "I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen." "50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are "The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces." "I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at "The man next door has a large erection in his back garden which is "Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a "I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please "Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy "I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still "This is to let you know that our toilet seat is broken and we can't |
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